Primal Storm
Direct Response Copywriter & Creative Strategist

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10 briefs/week
Competitive monthly compensation + % of ad spend on confirmed winning creatives
Hey, I'm Yente, co-founder of Primal Storm - primal-storm.com
In 9 months, we went from a $1,000 CPA and zero customers to $1M+/month in revenue. Now we're scaling to $5M/month by December.
We're hiring a copywriter & creative strategist to help us get there.
Why we exist:
Men are getting weaker every day. Destroyed by modern society. Softer, slower, smaller versions of who they were built to be.
Our mission is to restore the balance. To empower men toward a healthy lifestyle through natural products and real community. To make them thrive again.
Men are warriors, not victims. That's not a slogan. That's the standard.
Every ad you ship serves that mission. Every winner you build helps another man take his power back.
Who we are:
- Team of the 39 biggest killers in the D2C space
- 2 founders in the trenches with you every day
- Fully remote
- Internal merch drops, design contests, real competition with real prizes
- A tribe of people in their 20s obsessed with being the best at what they do
- Founders who answer your messages. Who care about your growth. Who build this with you, not above you
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Why you're a good match
StrongYour economics background and your summer at a regional bank line up with what PwC looks for on the consulting scheme. Applications close in four weeks.
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Why you're a good match
You’ve got the grades and the economics background, and your bank internship is exactly the experience this scheme looks for. Apply soon — deadlines close within the month.
Experience fit
Your summer at the bank plus your econometrics coursework map directly to the day-one responsibilities on this scheme — client modelling, market briefings, and deal support.
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No noise. No "maybe this fits." Just roles with a clear explanation of why they're right — and where to focus when applying.
Requirements
What you'll actually do:
- Develop high-converting hooks, angles, ad scripts, and creative concepts for Meta
- Analyze winning ads, competitors, and creative performance patterns
- Produce 10 briefs/scripts weekly that go straight into real spend
- Collaborate closely with video editors and media buyers
- Build and improve creative testing systems through fast iteration
We care about:
- high ROAS
- low CPA
- scalable ad spend
- finding breakthrough winners
We're hiring a copywriter who can think strategically - not a strategist who can write.
Who we're NOT looking for:
- "Brand awareness" copywriters. We sell. We scale. Everything else is noise
- People who can't show measurable performance impact or don't analyze results
- People who need hand-holding. We give context, you take ownership


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Who we ARE looking for:
- You study winning DTC ads and hooks for fun
- Strong direct-response copywriter with a copy-first mindset and proven DTC/eCommerce experience (supplements/performance brands preferred)
- You understand hooks, emotional triggers, and conversion-focused messaging
- Data-driven: you analyze, learn, iterate - numbers over opinions
- You want to be the best at this, not just employed in this
- High ownership, fast executor, strong communicator, comfortable in fast-paced, high-growth environments
Benefits
- Competitive monthly compensation + % of ad spend on confirmed winning creatives.
- Direct collaboration with leadership.
- Access to winning ad libraries, creative resources, and training.
- Real ownership and direct impact on company growth.
Ready to join Primal Storm? Complete the application form to be considered for the role.
Thank you for your interest in joining the Primal Storm team and helping us dominate the eCommerce space together.
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