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Job Opening: Office Cat
Our current cat has resigned with immediate effect, citing “a lack of appreciation for the strategic importance of 4am zoomies.”
We’re therefore looking for a replacement cat who can:
- Keep things organised (preferably better than our current cat)
- Handle admin without knocking the paperwork onto the floor
- Manage a busy calendar naps, snacks, meetings, repeat
- Multitask under pressure
- Maintain excellent attention to detail, particularly when treats are involved
- Bring a positive attitude and a willingness to sit on keyboards at critical moments
Previous cat experience desirable, but not essential.
Salary: competitive (paid primarily in treats).
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Benefits: unlimited head scratches and a supportive home environment.
Essential: Cat.
Desirable: Fluffy.
Experience: 9 lives preferred, but training will be provided.
📩 Interested? Send your best furballs and cat photos.
Shortlisted candidates will be invited to do a run at 3am around the house, although they will probably ignore us.
Super Important Person Screening Questions:
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At 3:07am, you suddenly acquire 400% more energy. What is your preferred strategy?
- A) Sleep
- B) Sprint repeatedly around the house
- C) Scream at an empty hallway
- D) All of the above, in that order
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You discover a cardboard box has been delivered. Please describe your approach to this important new piece of office equipment. (Bonus points for ignoring the contents completely.)
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